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1. Prologue: Witch in Exile by Vocalion (B) [Reviews - 20]
Genres: Humor, Romance, Poetry
Warnings: HBP Spoilers
Characters: Original Character, Severus Snape
Summary: Complete. A woman visits Hogwarts expressly to meet Severus Snape. Her eccentric aunt led her to believe that he was the kindest, handsomest man on the face of the earth. What will she do when she learns the awful truth -- let a few minor imperfections stand in the way of romance? (1452 words)
2. Do You Believe In Magic? by Vocalion (B) [Reviews - 7]
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: none
Characters: Original Character, Severus Snape
Summary: Clancy learns of a little secret that her aunt had been keeping from her. (1275 words)
3. The Very Thought Of You by Vocalion (B) [Reviews - 9]
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: HBP Spoilers
Characters: Original Character, Severus Snape
Summary: Clancy indulges her aunt's lunacy and is surprised by the results! (1258 words)
4. How Long Has This Been Going On? by Vocalion (B) [Reviews - 5]
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: none
Characters: Original Character, Severus Snape
Summary: Clancy gets her first glimpse of a strange new world, and some of the strange people in it! (1022 words)
5. Sorting Hat, White Beard, and Tales by Vocalion (B) [Reviews - 8]
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: none
Characters: Original Character, Severus Snape
Summary: Clancy learns more about Snape, and Professor Dumbledore offers her the opportunity of a lifetime. (1368 words)
6. A Note Of Disappointment by Vocalion (B) [Reviews - 13]
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: none
Characters: Original Character, Severus Snape
Summary: Clancy hits a clam and meets a crab. (1888 words)
7. The Object Of My Affection? by Vocalion (B) [Reviews - 11]
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: none
Characters: Original Character, Severus Snape
Summary: Clancy discovers the voice of an angel, and battles a devil in the dungeons. (2386 words)
8. My Shining Hour by Vocalion (B) [Reviews - 6]
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: none
Characters: Original Character, Severus Snape
Summary: A meddler reforms, a baton is more than a baton, and three's a crowd in the choir room. (2121 words)
9. Be Careful, It's My Heart by Vocalion (B) [Reviews - 11]
Genres: Humor, Romance, Poetry
Warnings: none
Characters: Original Character, Severus Snape
Summary: A duel, a duty, a vituperative valentine exchange. (2175 words)
10. Low Spirits, and Too High by Vocalion (B) [Reviews - 5]
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: none
Characters: Original Character, Severus Snape
Summary: Another battle, mutton buttons, and a few less teeth. (1643 words)
11. How To Handle A Woman by Vocalion (B) [Reviews - 10]
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: none
Characters: Original Character, Severus Snape
Summary: Bedazzled by buttons, off to bed, and any Floo will do. (1567 words)
12. The Bumpy Road To Love by Vocalion (B) [Reviews - 15]
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: none
Characters: Original Character, Severus Snape
Summary: Flying too high with some guy in the sky. (2895 words)
13. Let Me Entertain You! by Vocalion (B) [Reviews - 14]
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: none
Characters: Original Character, Severus Snape
Summary: Any old kilt in a storm, and what a wizard won't do for a solid meal. (2428 words)
14. Almost Like Being In Love by Vocalion (B) [Reviews - 12]
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: none
Characters: Original Character, Severus Snape
Summary: Kilt by association, a night of dead reckoning, and detour "ahead". (2135 words)
15. A Kiss To Build A Dream On by Vocalion (B) [Reviews - 6]
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: none
Characters: Original Character, Severus Snape
Summary: Snape and Clancy aren't quite back home yet, but their future is looking bright! Will their first kiss be memorable - or not? (2735 words)
16. Let's Call The Whole Thing Off! by Vocalion (B) [Reviews - 10]
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: none
Characters: Original Character, Severus Snape
Summary: For Snape and Clancy, the road to Hogwarts is paved with malevolence and mindless machinations. There's more than enough bull to go around, and Snape loses his kilt. (3313 words)
17. I Get Along Without You Very Well by Vocalion (B) [Reviews - 7]
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: none
Characters: Original Character, Severus Snape
Summary: Snape is in a snit. Has he lost Clancy to Remus Lupin? (2594 words)
18. This Time the Dream's On Me by Vocalion (B) [Reviews - 9]
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: none
Characters: Original Character, Severus Snape
Summary: Romantic reveries, a puzzling piece of parchment, and a suspicious Slytherin gets quite an earful. (3074 words)
19. Accentuate The Positive by Vocalion (B) [Reviews - 6]
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: none
Characters: Original Character, Severus Snape
Summary: A mendacious Potions master gets off easy. Clancy and Lupin discover that they have a great deal more in common than they realized. (2978 words)
20. A Fine Romance! by Vocalion (B) [Reviews - 9]
Genres: Humor, Romance, Poetry
Warnings: none
Characters: Original Character, Severus Snape
Summary: The "Courting" Hat takes a whirl at Snape and Clancy. While Lupin and Clancy are hanging a picture, Snape forms an entirely different picture. And, what not to say in a sleigh! (3689 words)
21. I've Got My Love to Keep Me Warm by Vocalion (B) [Reviews - 11]
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: none
Characters: Original Character, Severus Snape
Summary: Sometimes potion-making is not an exact art; sometimes the prelude to lovemaking isn't, either. (2828 words)
22. Bell, Book, and Scandal by Vocalion (B) [Reviews - 14]
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: none
Characters: Original Character, Severus Snape
Summary: For Snape and Clancy, Christmas Day should be merry and bright, but all they seem to do is fight! (3454 words)
23. Bella Notte by Vocalion (B) [Reviews - 7]
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: none
Characters: Original Character, Severus Snape
Summary: Snape's plans for Hogmanay get off to a flying start and romance is in the air! But, will the Potions master's evening go to the dogs? (5237 words)
24. Some Enchanted Evening! by Vocalion (B) [Reviews - 14]
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: none
Characters: Original Character, Severus Snape
Summary: The Potions master's night of passion is drawing near. When Severus Snape is fully in control, what can possibly go wrong? (4786 words)
25. Believe It, Beloved by Vocalion (B) [Reviews - 15]
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: none
Characters: Original Character, Severus Snape
Summary: If Snape can manage to reappear, perhaps all his troubles will vanish -- temporarily, at least. (4618 words)
26. There'll Be Some Changes Made by Vocalion (B) [Reviews - 17]
Genres: Humor, Romance, Poetry
Warnings: none
Characters: Original Character, Severus Snape
Summary: Winter turns to spring as Snape and Clancy go through a period of adjustment. (4577 words)
27. Full Moon and Empty Arms by Vocalion (B) [Reviews - 17]
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: none
Characters: Original Character, Severus Snape
Summary: Plagued by dreams and suspicions, Snape finds himself at odds with everyone. The more Clancy learns, the less she understands. (4879 words)
28. Everything Happens to Me by Vocalion (B) [Reviews - 11]
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: none
Characters: Original Character, Severus Snape
Summary: Clancy is kept in the dark, Dumbledore resumes his meddling, and Snape's past is about to catch up with him. (4246 words)
29. Taking a Chance on Love by Vocalion (B) [Reviews - 18]
Genres: Humor, Angst, Romance
Warnings: HBP Spoilers
Characters: Original Character, Severus Snape
Summary: Snape's and Clancy's future together is up in the air, as carpets fly and tempers flare. (6067 words)
30. The Jarvey Jive by Vocalion (B) [Reviews - 16]
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: none
Characters: Original Character, Severus Snape
Summary: Tenting, venting, and a Jarvey, unrelenting. Snape serves a breakfast dish, but can he catch a fish? Trout, trousers, and a tantrum. (5984 words)
31. Murder, She Says! by Vocalion (B) [Reviews - 15]
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: none
Characters: Original Character, Severus Snape
Summary: More misunderstandings arise over the Jarvey, the ring, and the wager. Will Snape honor his bet and wear a kilt - or use Slytherin tactics and trickery to avoid the tartan? (5771 words)
32. I'm Beginning to See the Light by Vocalion (B) [Reviews - 14]
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: none
Characters: Original Character, Severus Snape
Summary: The Triwizard Tournament begins, ushering in a flurry of holiday activities, as Hogwarts prepares to host the Yule Ball. But first, Clancy must impress the castle's guests by convincing them that a Muggle is fit to teach at a Wizarding school. Surely this year's choir performance will the best one yet. (5302 words)
33. Blame It On the Bossa Nova by Vocalion (B) [Reviews - 12]
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: HBP Spoilers
Characters: Original Character, Severus Snape
Summary: Christmas discontent, Yule Ball banter and bravado, and lingering misapprehensions. (5841 words)
34. The Hour of Parting by Vocalion (B) [Reviews - 16]
Genres: Humor, Drama, Angst, Romance
Warnings: Character Death, HBP Spoilers
Characters: Original Character, Severus Snape
Summary: Between the second and third tasks of the Triwizard Tournament, Snape's greatest task is convincing Clancy that she's in real danger. As the term draws to a close, there are decisions that must be made. (6829 words)
35. Help Me, Rhonda! by Vocalion (B) [Reviews - 16]
Genres: Humor, Angst, Romance
Warnings: HBP Spoilers
Characters: Original Character, Severus Snape
Summary: Clancy is depressed because she can't remember what she's forgotten; Snape is angry because he can't forget what he'd prefer not to remember. A bell rings, a mirror reveals more of the truth than Snape can handle, and Clancy attends a dreadful karaoke party. (6739 words)
36. Nobody's Heart Belongs to Me by Vocalion (B) [Reviews - 15]
Genres: Humor, Angst, Romance
Warnings: HBP Spoilers
Characters: Original Character, Severus Snape
Summary: Clancy has nothing but time on her hands as she tries to adjust to life back in Pasadena. Snape has his hands full as he attempts to fulfull his obligations to the Order. (7700 words)
37. I Wish I Didn't Love You So by Vocalion (B) [Reviews - 17]
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: Character Death, HBP Spoilers
Characters: Remus Lupin, Original Character, Severus Snape
Summary: What does Snape's and Clancy's future hold in store? If you would like to know, then you'd best read more. (10406 words)
38. I'll String Along With You by Vocalion (B) [Reviews - 28]
Genres: Humor, Romance, Poetry
Warnings: HBP Spoilers
Characters: Original Character, Severus Snape
Summary: Although Snape and Clancy are reunited, he suspects the Order is using her to trap him. A seduction, a homecoming, and a fast forward to their future. (7234 words)


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