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Reviews for In Snape’s Kitchen

Tulaksam 2006.02.09 - 11:15AM 1: In Snape’s Kitchen Anonymous
Oh my; that was the sillest, most off the wall, piece of abstract hilarity to ever hit this laptop! Thank you so much for the good laugh.

nocturnali 2006.02.09 - 09:09AM 1: In Snape’s Kitchen Anonymous
Excellent stuff. Had me chuckling from the start. I've always thought that Snape might be a bit of a chef...

windypoint 2006.02.09 - 06:02AM 1: In Snape’s Kitchen Anonymous
Laughed so hard I nearly wet myself.

Trickie Woo 2006.02.09 - 05:49AM 1: In Snape’s Kitchen Signed
I've never cared much for Ron and Hermione in fan fic, but in this story they are my favorite chacters. I especially love Hermione's female supremacist rant. Do you know me? It sounds just like me. I've always figured a brain isn't standard equipment on men, unless they keep it behind their zipper. I love the ''Mr. If-You- Have-Tits-You-Must-Be-An-Imbecile" line, I have to figure out some way to reverse it into an insult to men. My favorite male insult one liner though, is "What is the definition of man? It's a life support system for a penis." There is some merit to the 'car theory', I have a cousin who married a guy because she loved his car, now she's an angry, bitter, sarcastic, old divorcee. She sounds an awful lot like Snape, doesn't she? Eeew! Redneck and the Naughty Stripper with Voldie, that's worse than Luna tasting everything. Vindictive twat, that was the best description I've ever heard of him. Do you want to know what I think? I think the only unbelievable thing in here is Draco is Snape's son.

squeeze 2006.02.09 - 04:41AM 1: In Snape’s Kitchen Anonymous
Brilliant. What a wonderful mix of "Snape must be innocent" theories and hilarious asides and off-the-wall comments. Hard to say what my favourite line was, but I liked the best piece of arse/love of your life and the hexed Cuisinart bit. And DD blackmailing Severus with photos. And everything else!

Sylvana 2006.02.09 - 04:15AM 1: In Snape’s Kitchen Signed
Deep, deep within me, my poor little heart weeps and pouts, because it feels that someone has mocked so many of its favourite theories. But wait-- maybe it doesn't really weep, maybe these are the same tears of hysterical laughter the rest of me is shedding ever since I got to the line 'Snape fondled his paprika'. This is the most hilarious thing I've read in a long time. Thank you for that. Who needs book 7 after that...
“Severus! I thought you loved karaoke. Why, your version of ‘Do The Time Warp’ is still the stuff of staff-room legend.” Snape almost smiled. “I was rather good, wasn’t I?” -- and that's where I couldn't hold the snorting back any longer. You know, I regularly participate in a Snape art contest and one of my entries a few months ago was called 'Sniff-Snaff and Hermagenta want to go home'

journeymom 2006.02.09 - 03:18AM 1: In Snape’s Kitchen Signed
LOLOLOL! Oh, my poor husband! I hope I didn't wake him up. What a beautifully funny summary of all the theories.

mythicaljayde 2006.02.08 - 11:37PM 1: In Snape’s Kitchen Anonymous
Just what I needed before I go to bed. I'll have fun voldemort-in-a-crock-pot dreams tonight! -Jayde

ZahariaCelestina 2006.02.08 - 10:17PM 1: In Snape’s Kitchen Signed
This is actually SO silly that it works! The "Snape shrugged. “I was young. I needed the money.”" made me laugh out loud! My favourite! I like most of your theories, and I think you're dead on (except for DD not being dead and the love affair between Lily and Snape... thanks for not going cheesy on it by the way).

Savageland 2006.02.08 - 09:00PM 1: In Snape’s Kitchen Signed
Delightfully clever; a great antidote for Snape-angst (and adds a whole new meaning to the phrase "Death Eater")! You wickedly play every favourite theory about Snape's "evil" nature and Dumbledore's demise for all it's worth, not to mention every fanon stereotype in the book. My favourite line: "That will do, Severus. And kindly stop fondling your paprika. There are ladies present.”

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